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Saturday Stupidity XXVII

It is a sad day when I have sunk so low as to post a blonde joke, but I hope you’ll forgive me this one time.

A young ventriloquist was doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he started going through his usual routine. Near the middle of the show, he began telling dumb blonde jokes.

A blonde woman in the fourth row stood on her chair and shouted angrily, “I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor! It’s disgusting, and you should be ashamed!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologize, but the blonde cut him off. “You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that rotten little twerp on your knee!”

2005-12-17 at 12:01 AM MT | |