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Saturday Stupidity XVIII

This story is found in one of the lesser known apocryphal books. Decades of study by expert theologians have led to the conclusion that it is spurious. One of the clues was the fact that the text was written in crayon.

And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham, and said unto him, Abraham: and he said, Behold, here I am. And he said, Take now thy computer, thine old computer, thy 286, and take thee an operating system, Windows XP, into the land of Moriah; and there load the OS onto the 286 upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of. And Abraham rose up early in the morning, and saddled his ass, and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son, and packed up the 286 and the Windows XP, and rose up, and went unto the place of which God had told him. Then on the third day Abraham lifted up his eyes, and saw the place afar off. And Abraham said unto his young men, Abide ye here with the ass; and I and the lad will go yonder and worship, and come again to you. And Abraham took the 286, and laid it upon Isaac his son; and he took the Windows XP in his hand, and the keyboard and mouse; and they went both of them together. And Isaac spake unto Abraham his father, and said, My father: and he said, Here am I, my son. And he said, Behold the 286 and the OS: but Windows XP requires exceedingly more memory than hath the 286. And Abraham said, My son, God will provide the RAM.

2005-10-15 at 12:01 AM MT | |

Anonymous Doug sayth,


10/14/2005 11:37 PM  
Blogger Kyle sayth,


10/15/2005 12:40 AM  
Blogger unhingedsquare† sayth,

I appreciate your Saturday Stupidity!

God's peace †

10/15/2005 6:29 AM  
Blogger Loki Odinsson sayth,

Thank you, thank you, you're a great audience!

10/15/2005 9:55 AM  
Blogger Rey sayth,

heh heh. Pretty funny.

10/16/2005 7:54 PM