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Saturday Stupidity XII

A student came home from school one day, very depressed, and moped around the house all evening. Finally, his father asked him what was troubling him.

“It doesn’t matter,” he replied. “Nothing matters.”

“What makes you say that?”

“Biology,” the lad replied, sullenly.

“Biology? Biology is all about life. It’s exciting!”

“Yeah, that’s what I thought,” He answered, “but today I learned that our lives are ova before they’re begun!”

2005-09-03 at 7:30 AM MT | |